Okay! Yeah! Here we go. So you want to contact me. Yes, well, I’m not surprised. That’s not true. I am surprised. Most likely I will be more surprised by your email. If it is complimentary, let me say thank you in advance. If it is insulting, well, you can kiss my butt. If you have some questions, give me a few days to answer.
So fill out the form below and write me a letter (make it awesome).